Old Black Toad
"I'm the star performer in the song 'Old Black Toad'. Hope you'll join us at a gig real soon & hear me put my best croak forward.
Ribbett!" - Old Black Toad
Since Ed made me this video, I reckon I've a much better chance of finding me a wife!
So...what am I looking for in a wife? So glad ya asked me that! Keep on reading.
My wife criteria:
ability to "Ribbett" in harmony with yours truly
dry, leathery skin
If you're interested in setting me up on a blind date or introducing me to your friendly neighbour toadette,
drop me a line at
or find me on Twitter @oldblacktoad